Tent Ready

A home baker trains like he is headed for the tent.

I have never worked in a kitchen or been to culinary school. So I went through all 461 challenges from 16 series of the baking show to find out what it really tests, and now I am training for it in public. My wife Jana judges. Handshakes are rare.

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The first bake lands this week. It is a sponge, because the data says so.

The deal

This keeps going as long as people keep showing up. Every milestone makes it harder for me. Next up at 1K followers: a full 10 week series.

  1. Now

    The pilot: 3 weeks

    Sponge, biscuits, bread. The same first three weeks the show opens with almost every year. No clock, just learning to do it properly.

  2. 1K

    A full 10 week series

    One discipline a week, ending in a final. Jana picks the technicals and I do not see the recipe first.

  3. 10K

    The clock starts

    Every challenge gets a time limit, and you vote on how long I get.

  4. 50K

    You pick the technicals

    Followers choose the surprise bake. Jana keeps it secret.

  5. 100K

    Showstoppers

    Full three-challenge weekends: signature, technical, showstopper.

  6. 1M

    I apply to a baking show

    I would love for it to be the real tent. I am not sure how possible that is from Los Angeles. I will not give up.

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